(Whilst browsing the Misco catalogue)
10 – ‘I want a server. Then I can tell it what to do. Then I won’t have to do any more tidying up!’
Dad – ‘Don’t you mean a servant?’

Later

(to 9) 10 – ‘I want a servant for Christmas’
Mum – ‘I’m here. You lot treat me like your servant.’
10 – ‘No. I want my own servant.’