{"id":505,"date":"2008-03-14T13:41:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-14T13:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/s544178695.websitehome.co.uk\/thetribe\/?p=505"},"modified":"2015-02-01T21:40:17","modified_gmt":"2015-02-01T21:40:17","slug":"getting-ready-for-the-wedding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.the-tribe.co.uk\/?p=505","title":{"rendered":"Getting ready for the Wedding"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dad – ‘ How do I look?’
10 – ‘You look like someone from tv’
Dad – ‘Oh yeah? Who?’
10 – ‘A man who kills small children’<\/p>\n

This is clearly a tv programme I’m not acquainted with…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dad – ‘ How do I look?’10 – ‘You look like someone from tv’Dad – ‘Oh yeah? Who?’10 – ‘A man who kills small children’ This is clearly a tv programme I’m not acquainted with…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.the-tribe.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.the-tribe.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.the-tribe.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.the-tribe.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.the-tribe.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=505"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.the-tribe.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/505\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.the-tribe.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.the-tribe.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.the-tribe.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}