{"id":486,"date":"2008-05-31T09:08:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-31T09:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/s544178695.websitehome.co.uk\/thetribe\/?p=486"},"modified":"2015-02-01T21:40:16","modified_gmt":"2015-02-01T21:40:16","slug":"2-more-from-the-loony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.the-tribe.co.uk\/?p=486","title":{"rendered":"2 more from the loony"},"content":{"rendered":"

First:
10 – ‘What is our address?’
Dad – ‘What do you think? You have a go first.’
10 – ‘Errr…. www.house.com’<\/p>\n

Second:
10 – ‘I’m cleaning out my bogeys’ house. And my mouth is the hoover.’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

First: 10 – ‘What is our address?’Dad – ‘What do you think? You have a go first.’10 – ‘Errr…. www.house.com’ Second:10 – ‘I’m cleaning out my bogeys’ house. And my mouth is the hoover.’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.the-tribe.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.the-tribe.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.the-tribe.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.the-tribe.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.the-tribe.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=486"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.the-tribe.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.the-tribe.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.the-tribe.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.the-tribe.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}