Mum – ‘And then there was this shop selling sparkly nipple tassels’<\/p>\n
Dad (to 9) – ‘Do you even know what nipple tassels are?’<\/p>\n
9 – ‘Yes’<\/p>\n
Dad – ‘How?’<\/p>\n
9 – ‘I watch the Simpsons’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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